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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
justkhorie
ariminiria:
“ celticpyro:
“ failurebydesigner-jeans:
“ hurraaid:
“ chooky-belief:
“ levanna:
“ the-absolute-funniest-posts:
“ montalvomike:
“Dude I don’t know what the fuck happened. I was robbing some bitch and the next thing I know I’m being choked...
the-absolute-funniest-posts

montalvomike:

“Dude I don’t know what the fuck happened. I was robbing some bitch and the next thing I know I’m being choked out by a fcker that can’t use his legs…..”

levanna

Handicapable.

chooky-belief

Just awesome

hurraaid

THE GUY WITH THE CAUTION WET FLOOR SIGN THOUGH. HE IS MY HERO BECAUSE HE DIDN’T EVEN STOP HE JUST GRABBED IT LIKE ‘WEAPON GET’

failurebydesigner-jeans

He got spanked in the booty by a wet floor sign

celticpyro

“I may not have working legs but I still got hands and you’re about to catch ‘em!”

ariminiria

I think my favorite part is how all the potential heroes backed off immediately when they saw the guy in the wheelchair. They were just like “oh, he’s totally got this, nice work bro, may I help you tie him down until the police arrive?”

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dulect
untrusteveryone

SHOUT OUT TO EVERYONE WHO STILL TRIES TO GET BACK INTO THE SWING OF THINGS AFTER DEPRESSION HIT THEM HARD. THERE ISN’T ENOUGH RECOGNITION FOR THOSE PEOPLE WHO KNOW THAT THEY’RE GOING TO LOSE INTEREST AND MOTIVATION AGAIN BUT PUSH THEMSELVES TO DO STUFF ANYWAYS. YOU ARE FIGHTING A DAILY BATTLE WITH YOUR OWN THOUGHTS AND YOU’RE STILL COMING OUT ON TOP, YOU’RE ALL BRAVE AS FUCK

Source: untrusteveryone
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agentscarters

anyway jeff bezos could eradicate homelessness. he could literally give each homeless person 100k and it would only take less than .5% of his entire wealth. what the actual god giving fuck

the-prolefeed

Why do you think they deserve it

anarcho-kaibaism

Well shelter is a basic need, and would at the very least allow them a place where they can get back on their feet. Food water and shelter are necessary for a healthy body and psychology. There’s also the fact that they’re people too, and a little help goes a long way in making a decent community. There’s plenty of reasons

the-prolefeed

Yeah they need stuff, but why does every homeless person deserve 0.5% of someone’s income

teaboot

You have five hundred apples, and just one day to eat them all. 

You pass by a small crowd of hungry children, and decide you’d rather 455 apples go rotten than give them to some snotty brat who isn’t your problem.

It doesn’t matter how hard you’ve worked for your 500 apples, or that you aren’t the parent of any of those kids. in the moment you decide to walk away, it doesn’t matter why they’re hungry, or who owes who what.

You had the opportunity to help people, you had the ability to help people, you had the resources to help people. You had everything you needed to make a small, tiny little difference in someone’s life, and you decided not to.

What are you going to buy in your lifetime that’s worth more to you than your own humanity?

just-pansexual-things

What are you going to buy in your lifetime that’s worth more to you than your own humanity

i-sold-my-soul-to-thefandom

Reblogging for the very, very important lesson

smarter-than-the-republicans

Sometimes I wish there were a Hell if only for the visuals of a bunch of rich shit heads wandering around on fire asking “Where’s my money?!”

nerdgal-dorkski

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